Derek Beck
Combination of relievers Derek Lowe and Rod Beck in 2001. Both pitchers (for a time) were equally inept in the bullpen and therefore indistinguishable from each other except one had a beer gut and a mullet.
Is it Rod Lowe or Derek Beck coming out of the bullpen? Who cares, either way we're screwed.
(Submitted by The Red Seat [46], 12-May-2006 02:31 AM)
